Dear Passive Aggressive Facebook Posters,
Do yourself a favor and just put the computer or cell phone down before you post something stupid. Because really, you look unprofessional, rude, and immature. I know you get some kind of release from posting that crap, but honestly, you just look stupid. So just walk away and get your frustration out by actually talking to the person that pissed you off like a grown-up or go work out. Either option is a healthy one and is much smarter than what you're currently doing.
Signed, The Person Who is Tired of Reading Your Stupid Statuses
Dear Michigan Weather,
It is the end of May. That means it's time for warm weather. So get on board and warm the hell up! I'm not asking nicely anymore. I need to get my runs in and this rain crap is a pain in the butt.
Signed, A Wannabe Runner
I realize that you are here tomorrow, but I wish you were here today.
Signed, Broke as a Joke
Dear Oklahoma City Thunder,
Please pull your head out and tie up the series!
Signed, a New Fan
Happy Thursday y'all!