Per my pal, Wikipedia...
Spring is one of the four conventional temperate seasons, following winter and preceding summer. The specific definition of the exact timing of "spring" varies according to local climate, cultures and customs. At the spring equinox, days are close to 12 hours long with day length increasing as the season progresses. Spring and "springtime" refer to the season, and also to ideas of rebirth, rejuvenation, renewal, resurrection, and regrowth.
Yeah, about that.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU SPRING!?!?!?!?!?
I've tried, really I have to be positive about the weather. I mean we are staying here for a couple more years at least. So I've got to make my peace with it.
But for the love, Michigan!!! I don't want to see snow anymore.
I get it is standard in January and February. In fact, I actually happen to like it.
But this shiz that has been happening in the last few weeks can peace the heck outta here.
I need sunshine for my soul people. I am cranky right now and this is NOT a good thing. And do you know why I am cranky?
THE EFFING WEATHER.
And all the people from home complaining about weather being in the 80s and wish they had my cold weather, can just shut it.
HEAR ME? SHUT IT.
Because I promise if those very same people had been freezing their butts off for four almost 5 months straight, they would not say the same thing!
They probably would be cranky bordering on bitterness and rage about the fact that on the first day of spring you're expected to get snow. BECAUSE I KNOW I AM!!
I need to wear flip-flops, and eat chips and queso with a margarita in the middle of the day. My days are numbered in this department. I will soon live in a world where I don't get to wear flip flops during regular business hours. I also won't be able to enjoy said patios in the middle of the day during a business week because I'll have to work. You know have a real person job.
So I don't feel like it is too much to ask that spring show a little sooner than usual this year. I want to live it up in this department.
And let's be honest, I'm tired of running in the cold dang it!!
I'm basically a begging woman at this point on this issue. I need whoever is in charge of the weather up there in heaven to help me out a bit. Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Happy Wednesday and Happy Spring!
P.S. I apologize for my complaining. I hope to return to my regular perky and happy self tomorrow.
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